fully automatic anti stress machine
what if i told you all my secrets gave it all away
would you make a fully automatic anti stress machine
would you try some super impulsive endosurgery
can you take an itty-bitty lie and make it blasphemy
and i can't say that i wanted to believe
i'd have to stop watching tv
and i can't say when i'll be with you again
and i'm not so sure just what that means to me
what if i auctioned all my feelings oh so selfishly
would you make an ultra generic retail world for me
would you try some highly effective low fat alchemy
can you take a piece of my life and make it a parody
and i can't say that i wanted to believe
i'd have to stop watching tv
and i can't say when i'll be with you again
and i'm not so sure just what that means to me
what if i got a new bad habit not so good for me
would you make a hyperintensive aspirin for me
would you try some megaproductive pseudomarketing
can you find a way to get high on antigravity
and i can't say that i wanted to believe
i'd have to stop watching tv
and i can't say when i'll be with you again
and i'm not so sure just what that means to me